I believe this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in get more info the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of geese came out over a bush. They were running all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe what just occurred. It's so crazy, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?